I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
MIND IS BLOWN
Holy shit
i love all of these. ahahaha perfection.
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This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [link]
I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to.
the Amy’s Baking Company rollercoaster ride does not stop
YESSSSSSSSSS
lol’ing because trainwreck
flagged the post, not before taking screenshots of the original post, all of the responses, and everyone who favorited or retweeted it.
emailed to the principal and, if he doesn’t respond directly to me like i asked, i’m just going to go back into school and complain about it.
i’d want someone to stick up for me, so fuck it.
people make me so mad.
there’s a girl from school that has a lot of facial piercings and has a unique look that obviously isn’t considered “mainstream.” a bunch of people on twitter posted her yearbook photo and spread it, talking about how “scary” she was and how they’d “run if they ever saw her.” a teacher even joined in, and didn’t do anything to stop the hate.
i can’t imagine the world if, just for a day, the mainstream look was considered uncool. how everyone that made fun of her would feel if they were made out to be ugly and outcasts for just a day. i’m willing to bet they’d re-think next time they posted all over the internet, making fun of a girl.
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