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christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places. 

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classyfitfighter: die-likeaherogoinghome: elkane: Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools. MIND IS BLOWN Holy shit i love all of these.  ahahaha perfection.

classyfitfighter:

die-likeaherogoinghome:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

MIND IS BLOWN

Holy shit

i love all of these.  ahahaha perfection.

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adamusprime:

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globochem:

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This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [link]

I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to. 

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the Amy’s Baking Company rollercoaster ride does not stop

YESSSSSSSSSS

lol’ing because trainwreck

flagged the post, not before taking screenshots of the original post, all of the responses, and everyone who favorited or retweeted it.

emailed to the principal and, if he doesn’t respond directly to me like i asked, i’m just going to go back into school and complain about it.

i’d want someone to stick up for me, so fuck it.

people make me so mad.

there’s a girl from school that has a lot of facial piercings and has a unique look that obviously isn’t considered “mainstream.”  a bunch of people on twitter posted her yearbook photo and spread it, talking about how “scary” she was and how they’d “run if they ever saw her.”  a teacher even joined in, and didn’t do anything to stop the hate.

i can’t imagine the world if, just for a day, the mainstream look was considered uncool. how everyone that made fun of her would feel if they were made out to be ugly and outcasts for just a day.  i’m willing to bet they’d re-think next time they posted all over the internet, making fun of a girl.

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afronaut: physicsphysics: An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way. Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t I have been waiting for this picture to come back around for so long to show it to someone. this model is actually really scary to me.  very disorienting.  i just don’t like the idea that we’re not only moving in circles, but far from where we once were… makes the idea of travel to other galaxies or solar systems that much more unlikely.  really bums out my inner science nerd.

afronaut:

physicsphysics:

An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.

Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t

I have been waiting for this picture to come back around for so long to show it to someone.

this model is actually really scary to me.  very disorienting.  i just don’t like the idea that we’re not only moving in circles, but far from where we once were… makes the idea of travel to other galaxies or solar systems that much more unlikely.  really bums out my inner science nerd.

thepinkqueen: HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/ hm.  now you know.

thepinkqueen:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE


Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

hm.  now you know.

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The cutest kitten gifs ever on tumblr

do not do this to my frail and mortal being